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        a fix with the pills  
        interview by chuck   
                    the 
        pills are a five piece over the top power pop smack you in your face and 
        make you want to shake your ass band from Boston. I call them the american 
        supergrass, and others call them god. I had the pleasure of doing an interview 
        with Corin Ashley the band's bassist and here's what we talked about.    
                     What type of 
        music would you describe yourself as if you were talking to a retarded 
        baby?  
        I would say: "Retarded baby, while we embody much of the passion and skill 
        associated with the bands of the 60s, and also the energy of some of our 
        favorite post punk late 70s bands, and while it should be noted that bands 
        like the Who, The Small Faces, The Jam, XTC and The Buzzcocks are big 
        influences on us, to call us revivalist and/or retro would be misleading 
        and shortsighted. We are, in fact, an amalgam of past influences and a 
        form of musical anxiousness that is strictly late 90s. I hope you can 
        understand that retarded baby, baby." Since most reviewers are actually 
        retarded babies, that should serve us well.   
                    Who has the smallest 
        dick in the band and how long has the band been together?  
        In both cases the answer is that it's been 3 1/2 for all of us.    What is 
        your favorite beer/liquor?   
		While I am a fan of brandy and ginger ale (it 
        did wonders for Keith Moon's disposition!), our guitarist, Clyde O'Scope 
        feels strongly that anything other than Bud in a can is strictly bourgeois. 
        He drinks scotch on stage but he doesn't feel very good about it. David 
        likes gin and tonics (except when i knock them out of his hand) and I 
        think Jamie is pretty well into showing up at rehearsal with a single 
        Coors. It's pretty low rent, I know.    Who are your favorite 
        bands to play with?  
        Well, we've opened up for all sorts of people - The B-52s, The Boo Radleys, 
        Rev. Horton Heat, even the Village People once! But I think our favorite 
        bands to play with are the Figgs and The Revelers (the pride of Cleveland) 
        and our Boston pals Boy Wonder. We had a really great show opening up 
        for the Selector once, but the lead singer was a total cunt to us.    Now is the spot 
        where you can say anything you want, clear up rumors... list some up coming 
        albums or events etc...  
        OK, incredibly witty mother jokes aside, we have a new CD called "Wide 
        Awake With The Pills" on Monolyth Records. You can check it out on our 
        website www.pillsrock.com but basically, if you like fast pop songs, we're 
        your band. If you're sick of the crappy tunes on your radio and you're 
        longing for something that kicks your ass but has some underlying substance, 
        we're your band. We've been playing all over the Northeast in our trusty 
        van (Doug) serving up our band of hepped up, over the top power pop for 
        Pillheads from DC to Toronto. Eventually we will make it all the way to 
        Jacksonville so we can bust out some Skynard. Our guitarist Clyd is actually 
        from Tarpin Springs (by Tampa) and he gets all funny whenever he's exposed 
        to Southern Rock. He says we wouldn't understand. We played at a festival 
        in North Carolina with The B-52s, Sloan, The Smithereens, some really 
        cool bands and he insisted on watching Molly Hatchet. One thing I would 
        say is that we play a lot of Mod oriented shows but we don't really consider 
        ourselves to be a mod band per se. Our first single was a song called 
        "Scooter Gurl" which got a lot of radio play and also got played in nightclubs 
        a lot. Through that we started seeing lots of kids with classy haircuts 
        showing up at our shows. We do have that influence - we're all big fans 
        of the Small Faces and the Action, the Creation etc. but we're equally 
        influenced by Cheap Trick. You don't want to pigeonhole yourself too much.     Favorite drugs?  I don't normally avoid such questions but I'll give you a tale of 
        excess. Last fall we got a sponsorship from a big whiskey company that 
        paid for us to have a tour bus for a month. At the end of the tour we 
        had a 4 day drive across the country and nothing to do but drink the bourbon 
        they gave us in Arizona. There was also a lot of beer left over from the 
        dressing rooms of all the bands we opened up for, some incredibly mossy 
        trip-weed left over from Colorado, Acid from some chick in San Francisco, 
        'shrooms from God knows where and our road manager had a cyst on his back 
        and picked up some major pain killers in Wyoming. So in the interest of 
        geography, we took all of it and watched "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate 
        Factory". Mind you, outside the windows was the fucking desert so it was 
        incredible scenery anyway. It was like this complete sensory overload 
        situation and then we saw it... the all you can eat steak house! Whomever 
        could finish "El Diablo" - 64 oz of pure Texas beef, would get it for 
        free. We all ended up paying. Man, did we pay.    What do you have 
        to say about inspection 12?  
        Yeah, fuck them, they're weak. Inspection 12 are like Faith No More wannabes! 
        We'll kick their hippy asses for them if they ever come up to Boston.         
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